My Polygamous Love
POSTED BY Kirgy March 7th, 2011 : 1 COMMENTS
I sent this to my girlfriend, Lucy Evans. I knew she didn’t appreciate its absolute genius so I’ve given it to my second love in our secret polygamous relationship – the Internet.
I love you more than facebook,
More than the new htc desire z and xboxes converted into 1tb media servers.
I think your prettier than the iphone’s retina display,
Yet still cuter than a micro usb cable.
You’re more important to me than a PSK non-adhoc wifi network in my home,
and more funny than windows pursuit into the mobile phone market.
I am truly in love with you, my one and only Internet.